We’re all somehow still alive, which is obviously more than you can say about Paul Newman. Oh, burnnnnnnned! Well, he will be in the place he’s going to. Oh man, how dare I say such a thing about that legend. In all honesty, most Hollywood actors have done drugs at one time or another, and we all know what God thinks about drugs, don’t we? So it’s totally ok for me to say that.

As you can probably see, no one’s bothering to update the site at the moment. Everyone is pre-occupied with one thing or another. You have me trying to buy the Britney Spears sex tape, Crunchie wasting his life away on Travian, Corny spending too much time on Okcupid getting free* sex, and Blaximus eroding his penis away with the help of a fleshlight. Once he has no cock left he might actually make a start on that review over in the features section.

But yep, just to say our hearts are still beating and we will bring you new stuff soon. Very controversial stuff, hopefully.

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Heroes - Season 3 Episode 1
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Heroes - Season 3 Episode 2
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Prison Break - Season 4 Episode 5
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If you’ve no idea what Mirrors Edge is then here be the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N1TJP1cxmo

Most likely unbeknownst to the majority of the British population, Bristol is the daugther of John McCains vice-presidential nominee - Sarah Palin. News of Bristols pregnancy a few days ago spread throughout news agencies like Sienna Millers crabs in London at 3am, causing a large amount of controversy and criticism - most of which was directed at Sarah, and consequently the entire Republican party for being idiotic enough to choose a female VP.

Photos of Bristol (what a shit name) being a typical slut have yet to hit major news stations, but we’ve got a few here for you.

Pics of the sexy jailbait (US-only) with her favourite sex-inducers after the cut.

You know, if I lived anywhere near Bristol, I’d be trying my hardest to drop some rohypnol into her drinks. With that tummy of hers brewing up a kid as we speak, you could get some full on unprotected sleep/passed out assault without the worry of getting her preggo. The question is, are the herpes worth it?

…she blatantly has herpes.

If you’re looking for the Anonymous protest photos, they are filed under Media, which you can view by clicking the link up top, or the category list on the side. Simple, eh?

We’re currently working our cocks off to finish this site, won’t be long

POSTAL THE MOVIE - IN ENGLISH! I’ve personally been waiting a long time for this, as I didn’t want to ruin it by watching the Deutsch version. For those who have no idea what the fuss is about, below are some lovely links.

IMDB: 113.6/10 | Trailer: via JewTube | Torrent search: PirateBay | NZB search: BinSearch

Our team of crackwhores are currently worming their way through design bugs and we’ll hope to have the site done in the next year or so.

On another note, pics soon