Apart from the economy o’course.
We’re all somehow still alive, which is obviously more than you can say about Paul Newman. Oh, burnnnnnnned! Well, he will be in the place he’s going to. Oh man, how dare I say such a thing about that legend. In all honesty, most Hollywood actors have done drugs at one time or another, and we all know what God thinks about drugs, don’t we? So it’s totally ok for me to say that.
As you can probably see, no one’s bothering to update the site at the moment. Everyone is pre-occupied with one thing or another. You have me trying to buy the Britney Spears sex tape, Crunchie wasting his life away on Travian, Corny spending too much time on Okcupid getting free* sex, and Blaximus eroding his penis away with the help of a fleshlight. Once he has no cock left he might actually make a start on that review over in the features section.
But yep, just to say our hearts are still beating and we will bring you new stuff soon. Very controversial stuff, hopefully.
*oyster fees not included
